gymn Digest                 Thu, 17 Feb 94       Volume 2 : Issue  76

Today's Topics:
                  "wuss" Male gymnastics... (3 msgs)
                     Dave's shellacking (2 msgs)
                          Dave P's questions
                              deductions
                               outfits
                          PB and PH (2 msgs)
                               saluting

This is a digest of the gymn@athena.mit.edu mailing list. 

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 2:42:55 PST
From: <***@cisco.com>
Subject: "wuss" Male gymnastics...

Hmm. While statements like "look at that inverted cross! What a wuss!"
are laughable, I think Men's gymnastics does have something of a "fag"
reputation. Don't forget that long before you are able to do that
inverted cross, you probably spend years doing cartwheels and such
with your toes pointed, and stuff that looks like ballet or
cheerleading. While the manhood of an international calibre male
gymnast is seldom questioned, the beginning gymnast is not likely to
be so lucky, and is more likely to be bothered by such insinuations as
well...

For women, the opposite is true. Everyone thinks little girls doing
cartwheels is cute, but if you get to be a Nadia Comenici, rumors
start circulating about the male hormones you might be taking...

Chops

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 1994 09:35:05 -0600 (CST)
From: <***@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu>
Subject: "wuss" Male gymnastics...

On Wed, 16 Feb 1994, Chops wrote:

> Hmm.  While statements like "look at that inverted cross!  What a wuss!" are
> laughable, I think Men's gymnastics does have something of a "fag"
> reputation.  Don't forget that long before you are able to do that inverted
> cross, you probably spend years doing cartwheels and such with your toes
> pointed, and stuff that looks like ballet or cheerleading.  While the manhood
> of an international calibre male gymnast is seldom questioned, the beginning
> gymnast is not likely to be so lucky, and is more likely to be bothered by
> such insinuations as well...

Where do you get the idea that men's gymnastics is anything but
masculine. You are either growing up in a girls gym or you have no
heroes to emmulate. If you spent years doing cartwheels then you have
wasted a lot of time pretending to be involved in gymnastics. There
are so many important basics that American boys simply avoid that can
make their gymnastics respectable in the future. And these basics go
way past cartwheels. For example, put kids in a bucket to increase
their strength and get them excited about reaching a higher level on
an event that may take years to perform well. Teach kids what
gymnastics is about and what is happening on the cutting edge of the
sport. Get them thinking about how they can be innovative.

People who contend that male gymnasts are just a bunch of fags jumping
around in tights really have no clue as to what the sport is about.
But who cares. I think that ignorant coaching is the biggest problem.
If the students have a clear and motivated idea of where they want to
get to in the sport, than the rest of the public will be less critical
of the early years. But if the students can't see far enough into
their future to see that their training is actually leading to
something, than they are pursuing a hobby and not training at a sport.

And calling somebody a wuss for doing a high inverted cross doesn't
seem logical. I would say that they are ignorant. A high inverted
cross is just stupid. It's about as stupid as throwing a full-in if
you know your going to put your hands down. Why can't we work tricks
in training until they are able to be performed correctly in a
competition? And if LaMorte is the only one in the world who can do an
inverted correctly, than nobody else should be competing it until they
can do so without being an embarassment.

Did I go off too far on a tangent?

David    

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 11:03:45 PST
From: ***@geoworks.com
Subject: "wuss" Male gymnastics...

> And if LaMorte is the only one in the world who can do an inverted
> correctly,

 Paul O'Neal is also a Rings Monster who does a great inverted
cross.


 Dave

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 10:54:16 PST
From: ***@geoworks.com
Subject: Dave's shellacking

> Hmmm...
> I have come to trust Daves opinion over the months.
> It has been pounded into my skull over the years everytime I get into a
> gymn program, that what you learn trying to master PH give you great
> advantage in other events.  I am constantly told that to excell in other
> events, I must master PH.
>
> Dave says Im all wet on this, hmmm...
> Now ya got me ALL confoosed !  I mean I trust Dave, but I also take the
> word of all these instructors too.  What gives ?


 I'd say the coaches are trying to motivate you to do more PH, as PH
alone doesn't motivate most gymnasts (as you've noticed). To an extent
pursuing PH will help your other events in that it builds strength,
body position and ballance and other required disciplines. Learning
and excelling at PH will certainly not ever be detremental to your
other events (unless you break your hand on it like I did and lose 3
months of crucial practice, but I'm not bitter :( and I wholeheartedly
recommend to you that it will add a very good level of breadth to your
gymanstics knowledge and basics. I think doing AA is a very good thing
so as to ballance a gymnast's experience and body type.

 I have no idea as to your relative moisture, but I believe you were
oversimplifing in a way that could mislead others (as you yourself
were misled).

 Dave

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 16:38:07 PST
From: "***@us.oracle.com"
Subject: Dave's shellacking

OK Maybe I did deserve that shellacking. (Got any turpentine ?
Hmmmmm?)

Seriously, I fell into the all to common trap of beieving people
simply because they were knowlegable than I was on that particular
subject. When my toe heals, I'll see CT again and tell him what you
told me. Ill share the results. (Wish I could get him on the net....)


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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 17:44:14 PST
From: "***@us.oracle.com"
Subject: Dave P's questions

Someone enlightened us;
>> There are also deductions for profanity, and hitting the equipment in 
>> anger/disgust.  Needless to say, these seldom occur
>> in high-level competition.

I think he was serious and not joking when David asked;

>Is there a deduction for farting during a routine?

[Texx winces at the thought] With all the twisting bending and other
gyrations of the body, I cant believe it doesnt move a certain amount
of gas. My guesss is that if a judges is understanding, he'll let you
slide and if hes out to get you, he could construe it to be an
"obscene noise" and clobber you.

Personal experience, I have gotten CT real pissed off when I did it in
class. I was trying to be a good vegetarian and was living on bean &
rice soup. I have also had floor routines that consolidated the gas on
one spot and caused great presure pains. They almost called 911
thinking I had internal hemorhaging.

On Wed, 16 Feb 1994, Chops wrote:

>> Hmm.  While statements like "look at that inverted cross!  What a wuss!" are
>> laughable, I think Men's gymnastics does have something of a "fag"
>> reputation.  Don't forget that long before you are able to do that inverted
>> cross, you probably spend years doing cartwheels and such with your toes
>> pointed, and stuff that looks like ballet or cheerleading.  While the
>> manhood of an international calibre male gymnast is seldom questioned, the
>> beginning gymnast is not likely to be so lucky, and is more likely to be
>> bothered by such insinuations as well...

David returns;
>Where do you get the idea that men's gymnastics is anything but
>masculine.  You are either growing up in a girls gym or you have no
>heroes to emmulate. 
{...}
>There are so many important basics that American boys simply avoid that can
>make their gymnastics respectable in the future.  Teach kids what gymnastics
>is about and what is happening o n the cutting edge of the sport.  Get them
>thinking about how they can be innovative. 

I dont think this will ease the "wuss factor" (tm) but it might help
us score better in world competitions. Doing better in world
competition will help us get more TV coverage as long as we keep
winning. (Why do we only get coverage if we win ?!?) It will only
slightly ease the crap that the adolesent gymnasts have to contend
with.

>People who contend that male gymnasts are just a bunch of fags jumping
>around in tights really have no clue as to what the sport is about.  But
>who cares. 

Good point in theory. Look at adolesent peer presure. In HS I wasnt so
bothered by being called a fag, but when they started picking on my
straight teamates, THAT hurt! One of the guys they started teasing,
his girlfriend dumped it because she didnt want to be associated with
someone with a that kind of rep. That teasing started a downhill slide
that ultimately ruined his life. He eventually dropped off the team,
his grades fell from almost straight A's to F's. He dropped out of
school and ended up a bum on the street. This really opened up my
eyes. Sure the people calling us names were truly clueless about the
sport, but that did nothing to ease the pain we endured. This kind or
peerpresure that we permit in our children to endure is the true enemy
of mens gymn in the USA.

>I think that ignorant coaching is the biggest problem.  If
>the students have a clear and motivated idea of where they want to get to
>in the sport, than the rest of the public will be less critical of the
>early years.

If being seen walking out the door of Somebody's Gymnastics training
centre is enough to make you the brunt of every emasculating remark
concievable, upon word of it reaching your school, what makes you
think that guy is going to stay even one year?

This is because we continue to teach that "Real Men" (tm) play
football, baseball & basketball & a few other "manly" sports. It will
take nearly 2 generations to eradicate this myth once we get off our
butts and do it.

I agree that our training needs improvement, but I dont think that
will solve the underlying cause of mens gymn's bad rep.

This is a bad rep we never deserved as it is one pinned on us by
clueless cretins, but now that it is upon us, we must find new ways to
combat it.

Who knows ? Maybe in solving this mess, we may accidentally solve
others. I presume you all know that "Superbowl Suday" is the most
dangerous day of the year for women. More women are assaulted and/or
beaten on Superbowl Sunday than any other day of the year.

>And calling somebody a wuss for doing a high inverted cross doesn't seem
>logical.  I would say that they are ignorant.

I fear you may have lost the original context here (nervous chuckle).
I said that guys gymn has a bad rep to shake and someone said that
they couldnt imagine someone calling a guy doing a cross a wuss. My
point was that people seldom take potshots at guys on the USOC Team
USA. Now guys who are starting gymn at 10 or continuing at 15 have to
take a lot of crap from those not involved in the sport. This causes
boys to think twice before starting a gymn career.

>Did I go off too far on a tangent?

NOPE ! You covered a couple subjects all withing the scope of the
list. You did take a previous post out of context but I think we fixed
that last paragraph. Course we BOTH are gonna get busted by the
NETCOPS for the start of this post! (Ths judging part)

Is coach Hayeda still running mens gymn @ UIUC ?

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 1994 16:28:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: ***@ocvaxa.cc.oberlin.edu
Subject: deductions

 While we're speaking about random deductions, one that was enforced
while I was competing (about 1986) was a .5 deduction for pulling your
leo down after it rode up your rear before the routine was over.
      Cara P.S. My take on men's floor - Chris Waller has better
choreograpy than most women on floor. But this has me thinking - what
if a female were to do a silent floor routine?!! THAT would be cool. I
could imagine Boginskaya being highly successful at it. One of my
modern dance classes really stressed not using music in order not to
be confined by it, and I think that women's floor is pretty confining
at the moment.
 Anyone that follows skating - Kurt Browning did an EXCELLENT short
program last year to a piece (I think it was Led Zepplin) with mostly
arhythmic percussion that was amazing - I would love to see more men's
floor music - just not make it a requirement. I HATE idiotic women's
floor.
 Another note - Mishkutenok and Dimitriev have been my favorite pair
since I first saw them in 1990. It's okay that the judges were lame -
I can accept that. It's just the fact that they blew everyone else
away makes me very, very happy and I wanted to share that with y'all.
Thanks.
  Again, Cara (my postscript is longer than my posting...)

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 23:42:48 PST
From: <***@cisco.com>
Subject: outfits

    EVERY meet the girls have to come out in a new outfit.

That sounds pretty excessive. On the other hand, that means you can
use your old outfits for workout clothes. A leotard probably needs
washed after one workout, and unless you want to to continuous
laundry, that means a pretty sizable collection.

Some teams don't have official uniforms. And for girls, the clothes
are half the fun, right? :-)

My old uniforms (or the pieces I was allowed to keep) are amoung my
more treasured memoribilia...

Chops

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Date: Thu, 17 Feb 94 0:16:33 PST
From: <***@cisco.com>
Subject: PB and PH

This was supposed to go to the list...

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Date: Tue, 15 Feb 94 23:00:56 PST
From: "***@us.oracle.com"
Subject: Re: PB and PH

I enjoyed Chops post;

>    Men's (and women's) gymnastics won't ever compete with standard sports
>    for many reasons, but the largest (I feel) is simply that it isn't a
>    very easy sport.  You can't just grab a ball and start playing with no
>    experience like you can with most sports. 
   
    {...}

>Amen.  And I agree that this is the crux of the matter.  Gymnastics has no
>"putter" level.  You can't get pumped up by the meet on TV, and go out and
>throw a couple of double-backs in your backyard with our kids.  You can't
>jump on a highbar with your buddy and have a good time, because while
>neither of you is any good, you are evenly matched against each other.
>(This works for Tenis, golf, and many other sports.)

Interesting...
But what of the spectator side ?
Are you saying that because people cant do it they wont watch it?
I see alot of people watching sports they cat do.
How many people go to a rodeo but couldnt rope a calf to save their lives?
(Hardest part is keeping the calf from kicking your face after you tackle it!)

Go out with your buddies and do it? Sure! Tumbling on the back lawn is
great fun. I DID make a mistake and try to do a hi-bar practice at a
playground. I discovered to my chagrin that the h-bar there was about
half again the diameter of the hb at the gymn. The paint on the bar
also left a rather gross stain on the grips I was trying to break in.
Fun ? NOT !

Equipment costs: Well I did a LOT of ring work this one place. It had
the steadiest frame I ever worked with. A pair of $3.00 eyebolts
through the ceiling beam. A couple more bucks of steel cable. Id say
less than $10 plus the ring assy.

For the sake of bandwidth, Ill trim down the part about PH. I stated
what I have had pounded into my skull by people I REALLY trust. Im
kinda doing buttyerflies because this is the first time they have been
wrong.

> PH is the "most different" event (and therefore quite unlike beam).

My point is that out of the womens events it is the most hated.
Racheles post about judges jokes proves this out. As the girls often
dislike beam, guys dislike the horse. It does however teach
fundamentals that are essential to other moves and events. PH
fundamentals are used in FX PB SR. Thinking about it, I dont see PH
fundamentals in HB or vault though. So PH & BEAM teach foundations
used in other skils, and are often disliked in their own fields.
Outside that they are quite different events. At least that is what
has been pounded into me over the years.... I did not mean to say beam
& ph were similar, just both bring groans from students.

    > Yank PB ? Hey PB is as close as mens gymn gets to bloodsport.
    > Remember, here in the US, bloodsport sells.

> Huh? I've always regarded PB as one of the safer events.  I mean, if you
> wipe out, you've got TWO bars to aim for, and hitting either with nearly
> any part of your body is likely to be good for you.  I'm having a hard time
> figuring out how that guy managed to break his neck dismounting PB.  (Not
> that he doesn't have my sympathies, but I've seen people do REALLY BAD
> double backs, and the usual recovery mode is that you catch the bar with an
> arm or shoulder.)  I mean, the usual body parts at risk are your toes and
> your ...  Oh.  I see.  And Men's vaulting was probably more popular when
> everyone did straddle vaults?

[Texx is hysterical with laughter]
[Texx is STILL hysterical with laughter]
[Texx still hasnt quit laughing yet but has recovered enough to type]

I am not laughing about Kerrys fall but the other bit... [There I go
AGAIN !] OWWWWWWWWW !!!!! I havent seen footage of Kerry's wipeout.
I've taken flak for bringing up blood before, but would someone who
HAS seen it please post naration of the accident anyway?

Hopefully we can learn from it as we analyze the mechanics of Kerry's
mishap. (I hear he is now expected to make an almost full recovery. He
is expected to have a normal life and the only doubt is whether or not
he has to quit gymnastics)

My understanding is that he basically landed out of reach of the bars
to stop himself and landed on his head. Is this right ?

The nastiest wipeouts I have ever seen are PH & PB, although I have
had some real gruesome ones on HB too. (You already heard the power
failure story)

Introducing bloodsport to gymn would not be a good idea, but I was
responding to someones desire to "jazz" things up a bit.

As of tonight, I am no longer worried about the crummy press coverage
mens gymn is getting. A solution is within reach. [EVIL grin]

>> Dance does not equal grace.

> Well, texx didn't necessarilly ask for dance. He asked for music.

I didnt mean to. I meant to ask that we quit hassling guys who do want
music.

I LOVED Racheles line about sitting around because some girls music
broke. "Been there, done that !" I think I STILL want tunes anyways.
Something to put me in the right mood.... Ah YES ! "Flight of the
Valkries" (Kill the wabbit for you "Fuddie duddies")


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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 94 0:44:49 PST
From: <***@cisco.com>
Subject: PB and PH

    But what of the spectator side ?
    Are you saying that because people cant do it they wont watch it?

Uh, sort of.  At least, as a "sport".

    I see alot of people watching sports they cat do.
    How many people go to a rodeo but couldnt rope a calf to save their lives?

True, but most people can ride a horse. Then again, one has to draw a
line somewhere to account for "performance sports". Gymnastics events
like the olympic tour bring in plenty of spectators, even for the men,
but it doesn't carry over into popularity for HS and College
competition. Even more will watch the acrobats at a circus.

    Tumbling on the back lawn is great fun.  I DID make a mistake and try
    to do a hi-bar practice at a playground.  I discovered to my chagrin
    that the h-bar there was about half again the diameter of the hb at
    the gymn.  The paint on the bar also left a rather gross stain on the
    grips I was trying to break in.

Heh. HS teammates of mine learned giants on a bar in their backyard
while drunk and/or stoned, but I wouldn't recomend it. Golden Gate
park has an all metal Pommel horse that I've done doubles on...


    Equipment costs: Well I did a LOT of ring work this one place.  It had
    the steadiest frame I ever worked with.  A pair of $3.00 eyebolts
    through the ceiling beam.

To some extent, gymnastics may have progressed too far to be
economical. (especially for small colleges and High schools) (and
become too dangerous to be insurable?) In the Old days, most ring sets
were suspended from the ceiling beams. Sometimes the cables were
really long, and sometimes quite short, and it made a big difference.
People who do double layouts and the like will insist on the spring of
a free-standing frame, I think, as well as wanting the cables to be
the standard length. You can do a lot of tumbling on a foam mat you
share with the wrestling team, but school-to-school variation is
awful, softness and springiness depend on the temperature, and I
wouldn't want to land from TOO high. In older days, they just tumbled
on wooden gym floors. I saw an exhibition team do this - they had guys
doing full-twists. It hurt just to watch. And the vaulting horse and
pommel horse used to be the same piece of equipment... I competed at
one HS whose P-Bars were painted and slippery as hell...


    As the girls often dislike beam, guys dislike the horse.

And for some of the same reasons - you get a little off balance, and there
is no way to correct, so you fall off.  But beam is basically floor skills,
while PH isn't like anything else.


    PH fundamentals are used in FX PB SR.

I don't think I see it. While you can do doubles, flairs, and such on
floor and PBs, they are just PH moves transported to the other events.
They aren't "basics" on the other events, and they don't build to
anything else, even in principle (eg, the way swing on PH, PB, HB, and
SR are all related.) I don't see how PH applies to SR at all (but I
suck on rings.) The only useful thing from PH that applies to other
events is the "rigid body" concept...


    My understanding is that he basically landed out of reach of the bars to
    stop himself and landed on his head.  Is this right ?

That would be my guess. But usually, by the time one does double backs
in competition, the same errors that would cause you to land on your
head would also keep you from getting too far from the bars. Of
course, some people spend effort getting far away from the bars, for
fear of "laughable" injuries. Me - the bars are my friends. I've had
plenty of wipeouts that leave me hanging by one arm on some bar
somewhere (HB and PB.) I've also broken toes (then the TRAINERS laugh
at you!) and come within half in inch or so of that "other" injury.
(By the way, anyone who's ever had it happen, or taken a self defense
class, will tell you that it's NOT funny, and can even be fatal...)

Chops

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Date: Wed, 16 Feb 1994 08:40:23 -0600 (CST)
From: <***@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu>
Subject: saluting

> There are also deductions for profanity, and hitting the equipment in 
> anger/disgust.  Needless to say, these seldom occur
> in high-level competition.

Is there a deduction for farting during a routine?

David

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